“I’m pretty talented at getting iced.”  This bold statement will not be the signature of our tour as the skating begins today.  Tour officially starts this morning at 7:17 am as we charge from Denton to Austin, TX.  ”Oh damn, we’re up early, eleventeen, shit” the things that are happening around me make me questions that validity of doing updates this early in the morning.

So far we have encountered multiple snags that we won’t go into until we have reputable sources, but what we will say is that driving down has been an experience.  We party-equiped the van (made up a new verb), searched for dead armadillos sp?, pulled highway shenanigans,  and updated the interwebs drunk as cheddar cheese.  Until we get a foot-hold of how we are going to do this I leave you with a string of hyphenated-run-on-sentences.  Straight Jacket Bitch, we figured that bitch, as a verb, noun, adjective, conjunction (impossible) will save rollerblading.  ”My pen-manship is not the same in the morning.” (Yeah we left you a note Keaton, Mac, Kate, people)  Holler at your dudes.

Good luck figuring out what the fuck these photos mean.

Bittercold Showdown Part 1 from Street Artist Urethane on Vimeo.

Bittercold Showdown Part 2 from Street Artist Urethane on Vimeo.

BCSD_X Finals from Adam Johnson on Vimeo.

BCSD_X is arguably the biggest event in North America annually.  Between the tradeshow and the contest thousands flock to the Detroit area for drunken antics, cheap deals, and a shot at the hammer.  Enjoy Vibralux Denim and Street Artist Urethane’s coverage of the 10th annual contest.

Tien Nguyen Line Down Under. from Adam Johnson on Vimeo.

Tien Nguyen our Thunder Down Under sent us these clips from Australia and we packaged them up for you.  If you don’t like it, then F U.

Doc Ellis pitched a no-no on Acid and Benny’s.  If you want to live it through his eyes and audio interpretation, check out the video.

Valo Minutes #4 with Matt Luda and Alex Broskow from Themgoods on Vimeo.

Again on the cross promotional tip here are some of the players doing cool things in the game.  The whole crew over at Valo and Luda out of Chi Town.  Check the edit.

OPP and Michael Collins from Adam Johnson on Vimeo.

Lots of shredding in this installment, drink it all in you camel toed bitch.

Drunk 26; John Bolino Pays A visit from dean coward on Vimeo.

I love these kids, they have WAY too much fun skating.  So much fun you would probably have the balls to hate on these masterpieces.  Idiots.

Drunk Edit 24.5; Sober sessions at Woodward from dean coward on Vimeo.

Drunk Edit 24; Sober sessions at woodward round 2 from Adam Brierley on Vimeo.

Peep the edits son!